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According to Us Weekly, Kevin Federline will drag Britney Spears’ filthy ass back to court tomorrow over her court-ordered drug tests.

A source close to the case tells Us that the hearing was called by Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. The source says Kaplan plans to make a motion to restrict Spears’ driving rights due to a technical violation of her court-ordered drug testing. Spears was recently called for a test and could not be reached within the hour, says the source.

The source adds that Spears has not tested positive on any drug test.

I wonder if this could be about this week’s incident in which Britney left the two kids in her Mercedes to go shopping for chandeliers. A court-appointed monitor was in the car at the time, so surely this doesn’t bode well for Britney.

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7 Responses to “Britney, Girl, You In Danger”
  1. CKDexterHaven says:

    That is one scary-looking woman.

  2. Juliette says:

    What the hell happened to her eyebrows?

  3. Logan says:

    Well, I can sort of relate to Brit’s chandelier shopping. I told my kid we were going to the carnival, but we stopped on the way there and I made my kid help me find paisley bed sheets, size Full, and dig through piles of sheets, ’cause they had to be 500 thread count or higher - then, after about an hour - we went to the carnival. I guess I don’t get into leaving kids in the car - TOO dangerous!

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    That girl is an IDIOT!

  5. Robert says:

    I think it’s apparent that Brit has been replaced by a Vulcan with a more “mature” wardrobe. Maybe that’s why she won’t go for drug tests, the green blood would give her away. May our new Vulcan overlord live long and prosper.

  6. Musicisourhigh says:

    I actually think Britney has had tons of chances to get it straight. There is no excuse for the chandelier shopping because she could have done that any time

  7. Anonymous says:

    britney jest poprostu fajna i tyle… szkoda że tak n isko upadla!