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Paris Hilton has a new venture: the heiress will launch a new watch range through Parlux International, the company who currently manufactures and distributes Paris Hilton Fragrances. So why should you buy Paris’ shitty watch? Because according to the chairman of Parlux, she’s an “American cultural icon.” Oh, ok.

Chairman IIia Lekach said Paris has established herself as an American cultural icon with a remarkable international following.”

Um, yeah, still no thnx.

5 Responses to “No Thnx”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    No. Just no.

  2. Camile says:

    THEY HAVE THROWN HER IN OUR FACES SHE’S JUST A JOKE

  3. sneezy says:

    You know, that logo looks strangely familiar - rather like the logo that Geri Halliwell used in promoting that crap first album of hers….I wonder if GH got the rights to it…

  4. Laura says:

    I won’t even stay in Hilton hotels anymore, there is no way you could get me to wear anything with that skank’s name on it.

  5. Anonymous says:

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