Angelina Jolie suffered a minor embarrassment at the London premiere of her film “Beowulf” over the weekend: her Versace leather pants split at the seam on her ass. Partner Brad Pitt helped resolve the issue by covering the split with his hand so his baby-mama’s ass wouldn’t hang out of pants.

5 Responses to “Watch Yo Ass”
  1. William says:

    Move your freaking hand.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    How did she manage to find pants too small? Did she raid Z’s closet?

  3. Jimbo Radio says:

    at least she was wearin’ some unders, dude.
    the last thing i need burned on my retina is skeletor’s rectal opening.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    Thanks Jimbo, I’m scarred just by you saying that!
    Oh and I’m totally working “rectal opening” into as many conversations as I possibly can today. Thank you!

  5. Nomi says:

    That bony ass of hers was probably the culprit.

    I miss the curvy Angelina.