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Yeah, we get it, Heidi Klum and Seal: you love each other. Just shut up about it and stop giving cutesy interviews, because you’re making me barf.

Heidi: How many more children do you want to have?

Seal: How many more children do you want to have?

Heidi: How many more children do you want to have?

Seal: How many are you prepared to give me?

Heidi: Good answer. Lots.

Seal: Lots? Then let’s go.

Heidi: Now?

Seal: Yeah, right now.

Heidi: Should we go in my trailer? (laughs)

Seal: In our relationship who has to be right?

Heidi: Well . . . (points to herself)

Heidi: Do you want to know how much I love you?

Seal: Yes.

Heidi: I love you soooo much!

Seal: What drives you crazy about me?

Heidi: What drives me crazy about you? Everything . . . I want to be driven crazy 24/7. Day and night.

Seal: Are you sure it’s not my white thongs that I bought the other day, my banana hammock?

Heidi: Banana hammock! (Seal laughs) You look good in a white banana hammock.

I must admit, I’m a bit intrigued by this banana hammock thing.

P.S. OMG, Project Runway starts tomorrow!

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5 Responses to “Oh God, Shut Up”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    AWww, but they’re so cute together. I want them to have a whole gaggle of little “special” looking fro’d out kids.

  2. RubberSoul says:

    Dumb & dumber.

  3. Nomi says:

    So that’s what marriage is like when one of you is a supermodel, and the other is hung like a horse.

    Noted.

  4. Kurt =] says:

    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  5. judysky says:

    Love is a beautiful thing…no matter what colors are used for the gift wrap.