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Britney Spears failed a court-ordered drug test, and her posse is rolling out all kinds of excuses. First, they claimed the false-positive showed up because of a prescription medication prescribed a doctor. Sources told TMZ the drug was Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy, but after some digging, TMZ learned Provigil is not the kind of drug that would show up on a court-ordered drug test.

After it was revealed that the drug she test positive for was an amphetamine, Britney’s camp asserted the drug must have been Albuterol, which is used to treat asthma. But again, TMZ checked and confirmed Albuterol would not be considered an amphetamine, and would not show up dirty on a drug test.

Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will reportedly address the failed drug test during a court hearing for child custody tomorrow.

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14 Responses to “Britney Spears Tests Positive for Amphetamine”
  1. Mylf says:

    Pip just asked and now it has me wondering, do you think it is meth or North Dallas 40 amphetamines?

    Meth would explain a lot.

  2. jdb says:

    have to say I LOVE the lipstick color.

  3. reprezenn says:

    omg she forgot to cleanse herself before the test!

  4. Erock says:

    what a scab…..

  5. Nomi says:

    Meth, all the way.

    She’s country, ya’ll. That’s just how they do it in Louisiana.

  6. burninglevi says:

    i’m just suprised i took this long.

  7. Ta2dMom says:

    Well, no wonder she keeps missing her testing appts. This is what happens when she can’t get Alli or one of her other lackey’s to piss for her.
    Figures.

  8. DG says:

    HAHAHAHA Albuterol!?! Wow.

    Albuterol is a very good friend to me and my asthma lungs, and I quite resent such slander.

  9. Christa says:

    why in the F**k is she crying and sticking her tongue out?? I can’t stand her, she’s such an moron! Go join a cult and get out of the public eye!! Ew…

  10. topfloor music says:

    I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ‘em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?

  11. Jesu says:

    are yaba pills big in la?

  12. Janet Street Porter says:

    Can’t she just get it together it is really not that hard. Screw your head on lady you have two beautfiul kids. It is time to get real, all this partying gets really outdated and then your left with kids that hate you, and maybe physically side effects from it all. Just practice being a nice girl you might actually like it.

  13. Janet Street Porter says:

    Just look at these pictures do you hate yourself or what? It’s all about clean living that is were it is at. Can’t you just make better choices for yourself? You could have had any man why not choose someone totally normal like the nobel peace prize award recipient or someone who has more class your man was and is trash were do you find these people? You could have had someone really treat you well arn’t you interested in that? There out there so start looking and stop acting up. Your husband was a gold digger, why not find someone who can match what you have and not want all your money.

  14. JackFaktor says:

    I would be shocked if it was meth. Being that she hits the clubs nightly, it’s almost certainly ecstasy (MDMA). E stays in your body longer than meth also which would cause her to fail the test. If it was meth, she would have had to smoke immediately before going to court; which is unlikely. Then again, she could be crazy enough to do that also.