Oh hey, it’s kind of dangerous for you to get pregnant when you’re wicked old. Did you know that? Well, Nancy Grace knows that now, because she landed in the hospital yesterday after two blood clots went to her lungs. Doctors suspect the 48 year CNN anchor’s recent birth of twins may have had something to do with it.

“This past Sunday, Nancy started experiencing discomfort, and was having trouble breathing, on her way to church,” Headline News spokeswoman Janine Iamunno says. “She was brought to the emergency room in Atlanta. Her doctors found two blood clots in her lungs, which occurred as a result of the pregnancy.”

Nancy gave birth to twins Lucy Elizabeth and John David two months ahead of her January due date.

3 Responses to “God Wants to Take Nancy Home”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I really can’t think of a woman who deserves it more. I’d say Hasselbeck, but she already spawned, so it’d be a moot snap.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Maybe she’ll just retire into oblivion now and stay home with her babies, so they can get in some “mommy and me” time. It’ll be cute how she’ll be potty training them, to get them out of diapers just in time for her to be going back into diapers. They can just switch off.

  3. Enmity says:

    she wasn’t on her way to church she was on her way to the bar cigarette in hand. what a cunt.