Britney Spears’ camp came up with a new excuse for her failed drug test: she totally has ADD. According to TMZ, Team Britney will claim the singer takes Adderall to treat her Attention Deficit Disoder. Umkay.

As we first reported, a source connected to Britney first said Provigil, a drug used to treat narcolepsy, was the cause of the false positive. But then TMZ reported that Provigil would not show up on a court-ordered drug test.

Then Brit’s peeps said the reason for the positive reading was that she has asthma, and used an inhaler of Albuterol. But then we reported the drug Brit tested positive for was an amphetamine — and Albuterol is not.

So now — Atttention Deficit Disorder — just like Paris. And based on our information — just like Paris — we believe Britney’s prescription is for Adderall. That drug fits the bill, because Adderall is an amphetamine.

The lawyers are in court tomorrow. We’re told K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will renew his motion to prohibit Brit from driving with the kids in the car, especially after blowing a red light at a dangerous intersection a few days ago — with the kids in the back seat.

Homegirl might want to lay off the Adderall for a while, because she ran over another photographer’s foot last night, and later sped her way around Studio City while texting and making illegal U-turns.

4 Responses to “Just a Little Hyperactivity, Y’All”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    She shouldn’t be driving at all. It’s not like she can’t afford a damn driver. It’d help with a lot of her problems.
    She’s an idiot.

  2. jdb says:

    I have to agree with you, but it also kind of cracks me up when they get their feet run over - they do kind of deserve it.

  3. RubberSoul says:

    I hear Adderall is a nice high. I need a prescription.

  4. mare says:

    Amazes me…is a total idiot, terrible role model, terrible mom and yet she continues to make thousands of dollars..what a waste, what a horrible waste…she’s a complete idiot. Yet, who are the idiots- she gets away with everything and laughs all the way to the bank..