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Tara Reid finally has another gig lined up: she’s agreed to host the “Hookers Ball” this weekend. Sounds classy, right? Well, according to the event’s manager, it totally is!

“It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said.

“We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”

If there ever was an appropriate time to show off your saggy tummy and lopsided tits, I guess the Hooker’s Ball would be the right place to do so. Tara should fit right in.

6 Responses to “This Seems Appropriate”
  1. Bronson says:

    um, since when has this broad been an a-lister?

  2. Darth Paul says:

    What’s the last actual work she did, besides whoring herself out for “appearances”? I dismiss. I’d MUCH rather have Jordan or Coco hosting my party!!

  3. BDK says:

    lol @ american being spelled wrong on the poster

  4. burninglevi says:

    ahaha, good spot BDK!

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    Yeah, that makes sense. Tara Reid-Hooker’s Ball, yeah, it sounds right.

  6. Erock says:

    I would almost rather have Jena do my party…and that’s desperate! Ahhhh!