Tara Reid finally has another gig lined up: she’s agreed to host the “Hookers Ball” this weekend. Sounds classy, right? Well, according to the event’s manager, it totally is!
“It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said.
“We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”
If there ever was an appropriate time to show off your saggy tummy and lopsided tits, I guess the Hooker’s Ball would be the right place to do so. Tara should fit right in.


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November 29th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
um, since when has this broad been an a-lister?
November 29th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
What’s the last actual work she did, besides whoring herself out for “appearances”? I dismiss. I’d MUCH rather have Jordan or Coco hosting my party!!
November 29th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
lol @ american being spelled wrong on the poster
November 29th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
ahaha, good spot BDK!
November 30th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Yeah, that makes sense. Tara Reid-Hooker’s Ball, yeah, it sounds right.
November 30th, 2007 at 10:43 am
I would almost rather have Jena do my party…and that’s desperate! Ahhhh!