Former American Idol season four finalist Jessica Sierra is one classy bitch. Just two weeks after being sentenced to probation on a drug-related offense, Florida police arrested Jessica again felony battery, obstructing justice, and felony possession of cocaine.

During the December 1 arrest at the Full Moon Saloon in Florida, Jessica thought on her feet, and decided rather than get popped again, she would throw some offers on the table: according to the police report, Jessica told the arresting officer, “I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail.” A+!

Sierra also went on to use the N word several times, saying, “Fuck you, n*****!” According to the report, her friend tried calming Jessica down as she tried shoving a cop, and then Jessica and her pal ended up fighting in the street.

The broken “Idol” hurled a flurry of racial slurs and profanity during her arrest. She’s been charged with disorderly intoxication, violation of parole — and obstruction of justice.

This weekend, a judge denied her bond, advising that Jessica needs to find another form of entertainment.

If convicted, Jessica faces up to eleven years in prison, where I’m sure she will be kept busy on a daily basis fielding fellatio requests.

You can read the police report here for some “dick-sucking-f******” fun.

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