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Ethan Hawke didn’t have to look very far to find a new broad to eff: he just hooked up with his children’s nanny. A source told NYDN that Ethan and the nanny are “incredibly in love,” despite the fact that she was employed Ethan’s ex-wife, Uma Thurman, for over two years.

“They are incredibly in love,” one friend of Hawke’s told us.

A second pal said: “Yes, they’ve been keeping a lid on this for some time.”

According to our first source, the former nanny, Ryan, contacted Ethan about a year after the split from Uma to confess her feelings.

“She had nothing to do with the divorce, and they started seeing each other after she was no longer the children’s nanny,” says the friend.

Ethan Hawke is so effing fugly, I have no clue how he gets broads to hit that ish. Yuck.

2 Responses to “Ethan Hawke Riding Dirty with the Nanny”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    I had such a crush on him as a kid. First with Explorers and then in Dead Poet’s Society and now, he’s just so gross. blech

  2. Alabama Cherry says:

    Are you kidding? I’d ride this fine man anyday.