Victoria Beckham’s hot ass (and disturbing tits) landed the cover of the January issue of Elle Magazine. In the accompanying interview, Victoria opened up about what life as Posh Spice is really like.

“I work seven days a week. And I so love what I’m doing. I could go shopping all day, which is what a lot of people think that I do. That’s their perception- that I’m a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about.”

Well then, I feel kind of sorry for Victoria, because my life consists of being a miserable bitch who shops all day and bosses Mr. Alyk about. Elaine Stritch wrote a song about me.

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