According to the slightly-unreliable OK! Magazine, Britney Spears’ plans for the New Year include a total body makeover. No, she isn’t going to stop drinking calorie-laden Starbucks drinks, she’s just going the classy route and getting $81,000 worth of plastic surgery.
“She’s always worrying about what she looks like,” one friend of the “Toxic” songtress reveals to OK!. “She checks pictures of herself on the Internet every night and criticizes every single one.”
Really? I’m surprised she has time for Starbucks runs.
She already underwent lip enhancement and forehead Botox on Oct. 18, a decision which the friend says was “spur of the moment.” But apparently Britney was pleased with the results so she’s singing “Gimme More” to the docs.
On her checklist: liposuction of the abdomen, hips and thighs ($18,000); a breast lift with change of silicone implants ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Grand total: $81,000!
Do you remember earlier this year when Britney shouted to a photographer, “Ever hear of Weight Watchers, you fat fuck? Why don’t you diet and run?” So… yeah, Weight Watchers.


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December 7th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
A nose job is $20k??
Looks like my nose will be keeping its “character.”
December 7th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Maybe she ought to just go away.
That would make me happy for sure.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Awesome news! You just know this surgery will go awry and we will have plenty more lulz for next year.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
plastic surgery will never give her the smokin body she used have. goddamn she used to be hot. from the neck down that is.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
So she looks at pictures of herself. Do you realize what this means? She actually knows what she looks like! She has seen pictures of her hair! And yet she STILL goes out looking like… *that.* How does a person, any person, much less a celebrity, knowingly go out looking like a Chinese Crested with mange? A-fucking-mazing.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
WTF is up with the Friday Night Bible Study outfit?
December 8th, 2007 at 9:12 am
“How does a person, any person, much less a celebrity, knowingly go out looking like a Chinese Crested with mange? A-fucking-mazing.”
AHAHAHAHAHHA!!! You are SO RIGHT.
Brit has so many things she needs to work out before even starting to address how the booze and drugs have changed her appearance. Maye this will be an improvement. OR she’ll come out looking like Anna Nicole 2.0