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A judge sentenced former NFL star Michael Vick to 23 months in prison for dogfighting and conspiracy charges. Vick plead guilty in August to operating a dogfighting ring on his Virginia property, and participating in killing dogs involved in the fighting.

12 Responses to “Douchebag Criminal Sentenced to 23 Months”
  1. Mylf says:

    Goodbye NFL Career, douche.

    Have fun with the feds.

  2. lisa says:

    Alyk, You said exactly what everyone wanted to say!!

  3. Nomi says:

    You just brightened up my Monday a little. :)

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    23 months? So, in celebrity terms what does that come out to 3 months? I’ll be happy once I know he’s actually going in for some real time instead of the celebrity bullshit type of time.

  5. Charity says:

    Actually I think because its in a Federal Prison he will have to serve the whole 23 months.

  6. Ta2dMom says:

    Awesome! Thanks for the clarification Charity. See? Now I’m feeling MUCH better about it! :D

  7. Noctua says:

    Before reading the article, I thought for a moment that it was Chris Tucker.

  8. AmyD says:

    Fuckin’ asshole…I hope he serves his whole sentence. Actually, I really hope he gets his ass tore up like his dogs’ were.

  9. reprezenn says:

    He’s a total douche, but, damn, mofo could play ball.

  10. Charity says:

    Vick should have faced a sentence of 12-18 months after accepting a plea deal to conspiracy charges in August and promising full cooperation, honesty and to “make better decisions.”

    Instead he made more bad ones, U.S. Attorneys claiming he failed to fully admit or take responsibility for his actions, practiced multiple counts of deception and tested positive for marijuana just weeks after promising the judge he’d avoid drugs.

    Those mind-numbing mistakes not only sent his sentencing guidelines to 18-24 months, but played a part in Judge Henry Hudson’s decision to lean on the high side and send him away for 23 months. Even with good behavior and time served he won’t be released until around June 2009.

    Moreover, Vick still faces state charges and remains on indefinite suspension from the NFL, where he was once the league’s highest paid player. Neither situation was helped by Monday’s revelations.

  11. Ta2dMom says:

    I wonder if the Falcon’s owners will get back the $200 million in bonus monies already paid out. They’re trying to recoup some of those losses. Looks like Mike fucked up big time. I hope he didn’t spend all that money already.

  12. Anton says:

    I kind of think they should’ve just let him out, but forced him to give 98% of his salary for the next three seasons to animal protection charities.

    Doesn’t that sound like the plot of a good film too?