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Despite serving a jail stint on DUI charges, someone thought it was a good idea to give Paris Hilton her own line of champagne. This champagne will be for sexy people only, as it comes in a can, rather than a bottle.

Paris headed to Berlin today to promote the beverage for it’s debut in Europe. Expect to see the cans in your neighborhood 7-11 some time next year.

6 Responses to “This Seems Appropriate”
  1. AmyD says:

    Champagne in a can, eh? That just about sums her up.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Wow. I’ve never heard of anything trashier than Champagne in a can. That’s just…
    wow. That’s all I can come up with.

  3. KikiBH says:

    I’m gonna buy it and keep it next to my wine in a box!

  4. buttonbutton says:

    Um, I love champagne in a can. Sofia minis, yo!

    I will probably buy this and love it, I am that lame. No shame!

  5. moirae says:

    I’m pretty sure the Champagne AOC is shopping around for hitmen as we speak.

  6. Basketcase says:

    Where did the boobs come from?! Those boobs look at least a cup size larger than she is in real life.