Despite serving a jail stint on DUI charges, someone thought it was a good idea to give Paris Hilton her own line of champagne. This champagne will be for sexy people only, as it comes in a can, rather than a bottle.
Paris headed to Berlin today to promote the beverage for it’s debut in Europe. Expect to see the cans in your neighborhood 7-11 some time next year.


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December 12th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Champagne in a can, eh? That just about sums her up.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Wow. I’ve never heard of anything trashier than Champagne in a can. That’s just…
wow. That’s all I can come up with.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:21 am
I’m gonna buy it and keep it next to my wine in a box!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Um, I love champagne in a can. Sofia minis, yo!
I will probably buy this and love it, I am that lame. No shame!
December 12th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I’m pretty sure the Champagne AOC is shopping around for hitmen as we speak.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Where did the boobs come from?! Those boobs look at least a cup size larger than she is in real life.