Paris Hilton arrived in Berlin yesterday to promote her new champagne in a can. Screaming hordes of idiots turned up at Paris’ hotel to cheer her on as bellhops carried in her 18 pieces of luggage.

During her time in Germany, Paris hopes to accomplish more than just self-promotion: she also wants to party and stuff.

“I’ll definitely be checking out the club scene,” the socialite tells the German edition of Vanity Fair, before giving her thoughts on German politics, or at least the chancellor’s hairstyle. “I find that Angela Merkel is an especially attractive woman,” she says, “but in my opinion her hair could use a few blond highlights.”

Hilton also told a local paper she’s also in the market for Christmas ornaments, and maybe a bigger present, too. Asked what she really wants for the upcoming holiday, she replied, “A man to fall in love with, one for life, that I can start a family with.”

Maybe Mengele has a great-grandson she could hook up with?

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