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I have bad news for all you who love to see shitty movies at the theater: Jessica Simpson’s latest joint, Blonde Ambition, is headed straight to DVD. I know you were hoping to stand in line for tickets to see Jessica’s sad attempt at romantic comedy, but it’s not going to happen.

“The movie is absolutely horrible,” a source told Us in August. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

“It’s definitely a theatrical release,” Simpson’s rep insisted at the time.

It’s now selling for less than retail.

The film has a January 22 release date.

4 Responses to “Sucks To Be Jessica Simpson”
  1. Nomi says:

    Too shitty for the theater? Really?? I’m impressed. I’ll be adding this to my Netflix queue.

  2. dtd says:

    I feel badly for Luke Wilson. What was he thinking!?

    I could insert a career suicide joke to parallel his brother’s attempt.

  3. Ali_G says:

    I’m shocked about Luke as well. He got lucky with the Legally Blonde movies- why eff with that?? Jessica is no Reese

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    After hearing how bad it is, I almost want to see it.
    ALMOST