britneywenn1912_468x596.jpg 

When asked yesterday what she thought about her little sister being pregnant, Britney Spears snapped back, “My sister’s not pregnant!” In the wake of Jamie Lynn’s interview with OK! admitting that she is indeed knocked up, Britney looked like a dumbass (again.)

A Britney source quickly attempted to tidy up the situation today by telling TMZ that Britney was “being sarcastic,” and “she knows” about the pregnancy. Oh, ok.

In other Britney bummer news, the Beverly Hills Four Seasons spoke privately to Britney’s posse, asking them to keep her off their premises. Although Britney used the hotel as a part-time residence for some time, she is no longer welcome.

We hear guests of the five-star establishment are fed up with all the unwanted attention drawn to their usually relaxing digs; an entrance swarming with feeding paparazzi is not exactly inviting. On top of that, the spectacle that is Miss Spears has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous, that the hotel no longer desires to host the wayward popwreck.

This isn’t the first hotel to close their golden gates on the ex-pop princess. Brit was asked not to return to the restaurant at the swank Chateau Marmont — after allegedly smearing a plate of food on her face in front of guests.

God, that sucks. I guess she will be forced to live in one her mansions scattered around the greater Los Angeles area.

britneyx171912_468x615.jpg

Source

12 Responses to “Britney Spears: Master of Comedic Timing”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I have to say I LOVE that main pic. Pure hilarity!

  2. Charity says:

    This is just getting sad. Someone come take her away I almost don’t want to look at her anymore.

  3. Alyk says:

    Darth Paul: Britney has a fu manchu, y/n?

    50% of us are already convinced she’s growing one on purpose.

  4. Mylf says:

    that first pic looks like she just got the shit beat out of her.

    And hike up that percent a bit more, I’m on board with the fu crowd.

  5. AmyD says:

    I think she looks like a marionette, with those lines going down to her chin. But a fu manchu sure as hell isn’t gonna hurt anything.

  6. Life says:

    she gots a fu manchu sproutin along with male pattern baldness?? hmmmm? maybe she is getting ready for her first role as a drugged out unfit mom ninja warrior??

  7. VanexxaTron says:

    that dog has a FROWN.

  8. Ta2dMom says:

    OMG that dog does look sad.
    This girl is really an idiot and a vapid hole of nothing but stupidity. :::puke:::

  9. Mitsu says:

    I saw this pic, with the dog staring straight at the camera, and I thought it looked like he’s saying, “Get me outta here!”

  10. Tweeder81 says:

    waiting patiently for this cunt to OD on paint thinner or whatever the hell she is fuckin with.

  11. Tweeder81 says:

    pic 1, homegirl looks like she suffered a partial wig split.

  12. candi 2life says:

    i think that jamie is a very pretty gurl and i hope she has wonderful family with her knew baby andi bet the baby will come out vey beautiful. ILY Jamie.