With Anna Nicole Smith dead and buried, Larry Birkhead is on the hunt for another unfit mother for his daughter Dannielynn. On his shitty mother wishlist: Britney Spears.
“I think Britney is sexy,” he tells In Touch. The insider says, “Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes, and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days,” adding that Larry finds being a single dad challenging, and is looking to date a single woman with children.
Larry has a very odd sense of “sexy,” because I find both Anna Nicole and Britney to be two of the nastiest-looking broads of all time.
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December 20th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Oh yeah, that’s just what we need. Britney is well on her way to becoming the next Anna Nicole already, add this douchebag to the mix and she’ll be dead in a year.
oh hey, maybe they should date. The trainwreck would be fun to watch.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I totally agree! Every time I see a picture of Anna Nicole I think, “Why can’t anybody see past the tits and makeup and notice that she’s really not very attractive at all?! Is it just me?” As far as I’m concerned, she was way over-rated and had very little going for her in terms of actual beauty. We know she was as dumb as a 4th grader. Her entire upper gum poked out of her mouth when she smiled. She was quite masculine and swarthy about the eyes and nose. Where’s the appeal?
As for Britney, well, just yuck, we all know that.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Britney has enough messes to worry about without having to keep Larry in check. If they got together she would constantly have to make sure he wasn’t selling “exclusive coverage” of their trips….to various gas stations and drive thrus. And in a more realistic tone, she has enough headache with her own crazy circus of a life without having to get involved with all the lawsuits that Larry has going on, not to mention the inevitable one where he’s going to make a futile attempt at getting a piece of Anna’s former husband’s estate. Even Britney knows that 1 circus is less trouble than 2!
December 20th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Seriously, isn’t Larry busy enough exploiting his own child? Does he really need two more?!