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Page Six got the d-low of what went down (oh snap) between Britney Spears and the photographer she picked up and brought to her hotel room on Saturday night. Sources claimed Britney talked 35 year old Adnan Ghalib’s ear off, but didn’t actually get any action. Despite this, Britney reportedly lied to friends, saying she hooked up with the married photographer.

“Britney just wanted to get things off of her chest,” the pal told PageSix.com. “She rambled on and on, he couldn’t get a word in edgewise, which is pretty unusual for him because he loves to talk. She was bouncing from one subject to another, yapping about everything from what was on television to her issues with her mom. She was all over the place, like someone with severe ADD.”

Maybe because she is someone with severe ADD? Anyhoo, Adnan, a former boxer, sat in a chair across the room from Britney while she bitched about her life for seven hours. Friends said he agreed to do this because he actually cares about Britney.

The paparazzo (who used to manage a strip club) developed a more intimate relationship with Britney about three months ago, when he started covering her exclusively. “She would answer his questions and give him little sound bites, and she refused to do the same for the others who were following her,” the pal revealed. “So in return, he began to help Britney out with little things, such as getting her Starbucks or pumping her gas when she was overwhelmed by the paparazzi.”

Although Adnan quickly graduated from at-hand helper to hardcore hand holder, the friend tells PageSix.com that Adnan, who was born in Afghanistan, raised in London and bears the scars from having fought in three wars, hasn’t taken the relationship further than friendship (although another insider tells PageSix.com that Britney is telling pals that they did). “They absolutely did not hook up,” said the pal. “But that’s not to say that they don’t have little crushes on one another.”

If I had to listen to her yap for seven hours, I would at least demand a HJ.

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3 Responses to “Of Course He’s Married”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    If I had to listen to her for even 7 minutes, I would demand a HJ too.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Of course, I’ve seen what her hands look like and they’re filthy grubby little nasty things so I might just pass on it anyway.

  3. La Lawyer says:

    Dag - ol’ Adnan must be rakin’ in the paparazzi cash from getting close and personal with this nut-job if his wife is putting up with him spending time in the ho-tel with that ho.