Oh hey, Paris Hilton is headed to my ‘hood next month. For reasons I don’t understand, Harvard University reportedly invited Paris to town to receive the Hasty Pudding Award on February 6.
What does this all mean? It means Mr. Alyk is less likely to be able to find parking for his bourgeois-mobile while the Wonkster is in town. It’s all downhill from here, but at least a few Harvard dudes will get laid.
Still, I think it’s a bit odd that Harvard would give an award to a woman who can’t figure out how to step out of a car without injuring herself.
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January 14th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Really, Harvard? You couldn’t find someone better?
January 14th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Guess I’ll avoid the city when she makes her appearance. It is already a pain in the ass to get in and out.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I always knew Harvard didn’t have taste. If I was the person in the white suv and saw that, i would have laughed my ass off.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am
It’s a prize from the Harvard Lampoon, not from the university itself… so it’s not quite the honor you might think. Not that I’m pleased she’s coming to Boston or anything. but it is a joke award from a humor magazine that’s only tangentially affiliated with the school.