Matthew McConaughey announced on his website today that he impregnated his Brazilian girlfriendCamilla Alves. High-five!
McConuaughey wrote, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.”
Dear Mr. Alyk: when we conceive a child, don’t you even think about telling people that I have a baby “growin in my womb.” I know it was funny that time you told your mother over dinner that you intended to “knock my ass up,” but growin in wombs is even tackier than knocking asses up.
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January 16th, 2008 at 7:42 am
The Mr realizes that it isn’t really your ass he’s aiming for, right?
Although that can be fun, it is quite counter-reproductive.
January 16th, 2008 at 10:03 am
That is going to be one pretty baby.
And listen to Pip. He speaks the truth ;).
January 16th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
“Grown in the womb” - fucking shit…that is classic!! I can almost hear him saying it now and I cannot stop laughing. The coffee shop folk are staring…
January 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I wiah it was my womb……he could say whatever he wanted, as long as it was in his dreamy voice.