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Oh thank God: Mark Ronson’s penis has not been tainted by Amy Winehouse’s junk. After rumors surfaced that the producer and the singer spent the night together in his London hotel, Mark spoke up and claimed their relationship was strictly professional.

He says, “We were pictured together at the weekend but we didn’t spend the night together and we weren’t even working in the studio.

“We were just running around London, hanging out, going to a house party. I went to her house for a bit and she played me some new songs and then we went out.”

Photographers snapped Mark the following night headed to Amy’s house with a small package, which tabs claimed held white powder. It looked like a receipt to me, but I’m biased because I want Mark to have my babies.

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6 Responses to “Hot Ass Denies Wino Hook Up”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Oh great, so now he’s helping her get drugs? Not a good idea.
    And yeah, it does look a lot like drugs.
    I’d like to think it’s a receipt but I just don’t see it.

  2. avril says:

    I can’t pinpoint the exact reasons why but man he is hot!!!!1

  3. RubberSoul says:

    I totally believe that guy. He is way too busy getting ass fucked to do anything with Wino. As to that eightball he’s holding, my only question is whether Wino left any for him.

  4. KillTheMicrophone says:

    He’s like a hotter/cleaner version of Jamie Hince. Both of which are fine as hell…in a creepy/drug addict sort of way.

  5. LT says:

    Maybe he is holding the note Britney put in the God box.

  6. Enmity says:

    you can keep your coke in a receipt also.