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Britney Spears felt the urge to do some shopping last night, but didn’t feel the urge to bathe or put on pants. First, Britney hit up the Gaucho Grill in the Valley with boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Her ass hung out the entire time.

Next, Britney went to Ralph’s to do some grocery shopping around 11pm with weirdo Sam Lutfi. Her ass hung out the entire time.

Around 2am, Britney requested Kitson to open so she could soil some clothes. Her ass hung out the entire time. She also stopped for a little Q&A with photographers before breaking out in an English accent.

Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) “I think he’s a nice person.”
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: “I never had a pregnancy test.”
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) “Oh, I wish I was in college.”

Two random guys then approached and joked “Britney, you don’t like black guys?

“Yeah, I like black guys,” she said, laughing.

She then let one of the guys pose with her in front of the cameras and hugged him.

At 2 a.m., Spears, Lutfi and another pal hit L.A.’s Kitson boutique. The store was opened just for them. Spears walked out about 20 minutes later with three shopping bags.

The crew drove one block to Kitson’s Men’s store. Spears came out wearing a men’s pin-striped shirt and black skinny tie, her hair in a messy bun, around 2:20 a.m.

In a fake British accent, Spears said to photographers, “Where is your driver when you need them?”

Asked if she’d do anymore shopping, Spears replied, “No.”

At 2:25 a.m., she was spotted sipping on an orange beverage. A photographer yelled, “Is that a screwdriver?” She nodded and smiled before driving off.

Britney’s face has officially jumped the shark.

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8 Responses to “No Pants, No Hygiene, No Problem”
  1. jo says:

    Hot - Hot couple! I hope they have lots of babies and she gets everything she deserves.

  2. jdb says:

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO!

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    Homegirl is batshit fucking crazy. I would quit my job rather than be called in at 2am to open the store for her funky ass. No thank you.

  4. KikiBH says:

    I’m running out of things to say. I just don’t understand.

  5. LeReve says:

    Well, at least she has different boots on?

    And, am I the only one seeing what looks like a fat rock on her left hand?

  6. LankaKitten says:

    I wish she would stop hanging out in my mother’s area. She lives across the street from that Ralph’s.

  7. kimberlee says:

    I think its great. When she first came onto our screens with Hit me Baby, our men took notice and liked what they saw, making us ladies a little jealous of her and her looks. Now we can all feel smug that we look better than she does now!

  8. Ebony75 says:

    Hey girl, stop letting your right hand know what your left hand is doing!!!Sit down and be a mother and get your kids back,Put god first and be about your$$.And every thing else you schould know better! You are a mom&moms do not dress like that!!!