Sources close to Britney Spears claimed she suffers from multiple personality disorder. The singer reportedly developed several different personalities, including a British lady, a diva, a sad girl, and an incoherent girl. Judging by the photo at the top of the page, I’m wondering if she has a “stroke girl” personality as well?
We’re told the whole British accent thing — well, it’s more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, “the British girl.” We’re told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.
Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes “the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl,” and on and on.
Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn’t show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.
Perhaps more bad news: the AP is prepared for Britney’s death. The news organization began work on Britney’s obituary so they will be ready if she dies suddenly.
“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.
“I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington adds. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
Who knew the AP was so morbid?
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January 17th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
ummm….anyone see the period pics on X17? I can’t decide if it’s a gross invasion of privacy or if she was asking for it. yeeesh
January 17th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Yes…that’s why pants exist, believe it or not!
*barfs*
January 17th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Yeah, I mean being a woman I know accidents happen but any woman out there knows skirt+no under wear+ period= catastrophe. I just don’t think it was in good taste for x17 to post them.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Bullsh!t. She’s an as$hole, exhibitionist egomaniac that will do anything for attention- nothing more. And YES, she was most certainly asking for those X17 pics. She sickens me, and I hate her more than Paris Hilton.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
This picture resulted in coffee entering my sinuses cavities.
Thanks, Alyk.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“The British Girl”? Really, they couldn’t come up with a better name? The British Girl?
And no, it’s not a case of multiple personalities, it’s a case of an idiot asshole who thinks she doesn’t have to follow any rules, with manic depression and a bi-polar disorder who refuses to get the help she needs.
January 19th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Those pictures from x17 pretty much looked like she was out in the miniskirt and fishnets with no panties and unexpectedly started to flow, so put a napkin down there to catch it. Hey, it’s happened to all of us, you just deal until you can get to the appropriate supplies. What you DON”T do is flash your messy crotch, or go to a clothing boutique to try on clothes and risk getting your mess all over someone’s merchandise. This obviously never would have happened if she hadn’t been so minimally dressed in the first place. If that napkin hadn’t been in there, she would have been showing her vagina (again) in that picture. She clearly has no self-respect, or so little awareness of her own body that this happened “accidentally.” It’s pathetic and sad, but even worse is x17’s poor choice to run the pictures. It’s obvious they’re being vindictive because they lost their deal with her, and it makes them look worse than her. I read some of the comments on their website and most were disapproving of their showing the pics.
January 19th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
multiple personalities ? kinda funny no one heard any of this stuff until Britney’s “people” try spin doctoring to excuse her bad behavior. she’s a fucked up drug mess, nothing more. Enough of these lame excuses for this girl. She needs to face the music and start taking steps to deal with her addictions and the subsequent behavior. How stupid does she think the rest of the world is ???? Sad to say but the AP obituary might be needed in the not to distant future if she doesn’t seek help. We love our female idols to meet a tragic end…. billie holiday, judy garland, janis joplin…. the difference between these women and Britney is that had real talent. Britney is just some manufactured piece of fluff that has spun out of control on those who have packaged her for public consumption…. tsk tsk….
January 21st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Poor thing I feel bad:(
I think people should just leave her alone… I’ve had days where I messed around talking in accents just to have some fun. I’ve also had days where everything just kept building up and I cry(just like everyone else)…. There was a time when I was on the phone with a friend and I think I freaked him out a bit…. I was talking to him and all of a sudden I started to cry… I just had so much on my mind I guess I couldn’t hold it in…. then I had stared to laugh cause I didn’t want him to think anything was wrong…. I think some people just don’t know how to handle their emotions and just have a different way of expressing them… Britney just might be one of them, not beacuse shes crazy….. and for the outragous shit she’s does who doesn’t…. If you have all those paparazzi surrounding you 24/7 its kind of hard to have a life around it………. Just put yourself in her position… you finally opend your eyes and figured put your husband is fulling around behind your back…. you finaly get the balls to divorce him and turn your life around…. and he decides “let me make her life hell” i know let me take her world “I’m gonna take my kids away from her”….. imagine….. going throug all of that you would think people would give her a break some space but since shes a POP PRINCESS lets watch every move she makes and make a big deal out of it…. and yeah i sure she can stay home but “why”…. whould you wanna stay home???? i dont think so….. shes human just like everyone else… and people making a big deal about the coochie shots…. first of all I know a few girls who prefers not to wear underwears maybe she perfers not too… its not her fault those pervert papz. took those pictures!!!! anyways I can go on forever I just want to say I feel your pain Britney and I understand and I’m sure they are plenty of people who do too!!!! DON’T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND BE YOURSELF!!!!!