20 year old Laura McLaughlin, quite possibly the dumbest person in the UK, claimed Pete Doherty knocked her ass up after a random hook up. Laura said she’s three months pregnant, but Pete doesn’t want anything to do with her or the baby. Well yeah, maybe if the baby were made of crack he’d care about it.

“The baby is Peter’s. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex.

“He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone.”

Dumbass said she and Pete met through a friend, and spent only one night together.

“He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn’t into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex.”

Yeah, junkie sex isn’t usually “strenuous.” Anyhoo, the condom broke while they were being non-strenuous, but Laura apparently loves STDs, so they continued with their “lovemaking session.”

“We continued to have sex regardless as it was the last condom we had.

“But our weekend together wasn’t just about sex. We cuddled up to watch the movie Dirty Dancing together and we had many deep and meaningful conversations. It felt like Peter was my boyfriend.

“He told me he liked me because I was intelligent and straightforward as well as sweet and innocent. He said I was the opposite of Kate Moss. He led me to believe when we parted on the Sunday night, things weren’t going to end there. But they did.”

Ohhh, what a shocker! Laura called Pete with the pregnancy news, and his response was “And you think it’s mine?” Love it!

“His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, ‘You deal with it’.”

When asked for a comment, Pete’s rep said, “Pete says he doesn’t know who this girl is.”

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