Britney Spears and her attorneys asked for an emergency custody hearing today in a LA court, but in true crazy lady fashion, homegirl bailed on the hearing she requested!Team Britney was set to ask the commissioner to allow Britney to see her children in a “therapeutic setting.” I guess she changed her mind about wanting to see the kids.
Britney was in the building, but never made it to the courtroom. When the Commish asked her attorney if she was coming back, she answered “I don’t know whether she’ll be here or not,” adding, “I don’t want to delay the hearing.”
K-Fed was sworn in and the media were cleared from the courtroom.
All concerned parties have now left the courthouse. Eff those babies, son.
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January 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
you got a little something on your shirt there
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm
maybe she was too embarassed by that outta control lactation!
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
She is a piece of shit.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I love how everybody is so down on Britters and so broken up over Heath Ledger. Like it’s better to OD on drugs and leave your kid an orphan than to be a little crazy and get screwed over by a sleazy ex and his even sleazier lawyer.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
yeah, the only problem Sad Nips McGee up there has is that she’s a ‘little’ crazy and being screwed over by her ex.
SUUUUURE.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
If Britters could turn in a performance like Heath did in Monster’s Ball, I might start to feel bad for her, because then it would be like wasted talent and shit.
Also, he was attractive, and she is disgusting, therefore not worthy of our pity.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Thank you Alyk, my sentiments exactly. Heath had something to offer the world. Something good I mean.
Lol eff Jebus at Sad Nips McGee! :))
January 24th, 2008 at 12:01 am
“GIMMIE GIMMIE LESS”
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Sung to the tune of “Gimmie Gimmie More”
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“Its quite a situation,
Me running ’round like I’m out of control,
I give fits to the nation,
With extra pounds and exposing my roll.
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes to wear,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie pubic hair,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie kids who care,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie time not bare!
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When will they see,
That I need to be free,
Rules don’t work for me,
Laws aren’t for Britney!
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I drive and I go,
And I dress like a ho,
While I dance on a pole,
“Look At Me” is my goal,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie length of skirt,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie wearing shirt,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie empty glass,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes on ass,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie K-Fed sex,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie lack of X,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie guys who snitch,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie Britney, bitch!”
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
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“THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG”
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Sung to the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”.
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“Sittin’ here up inside the county jail,
Even with my money I can’t buy no bail,
I told the judge I’m sorry but to no avail,
Now I’m cryin’ all the time and you can hear me wail!
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Unlock,
The door to my cellblock,
Just ask my last fan Chris Crock,
I’m Britney, bitch, and I rock!
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Everywhere I stand or sit are funny smells,
Creepy stains are on all things in county jail,
Where my hangers on have fled it’s hard to tell,
All I got’s a jumpsuit and a bag of fan mail!
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Poor me!
I’m a star, why don’t they see!
Laws don’t apply to Britney,
Chris Crocker, set me free!”
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Rash Manly 7GFB.COM /therashreport.com
January 24th, 2008 at 12:03 am
“The Britney Spears Bodyguard Song”
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Sung to the tune of “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’.”
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“You keep sayin’,
That I need to stay home nights,
You keep layin’ all your advice on me,
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When I’m playin’,
You watch everything I do,
Just quit payin’
All your attention to me!
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My brutes don’t like your stalkin’,
You paparazzi zoo,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep layin’
In wait to stab me in the back,
You keep me smellin’
Like somethin’ less than a rose,
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You keep sayin’
I’m a train that’s jumped off it’s tracks,
You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes!
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My brutes don’t like your gawkin’,
And takin’ pictures too,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
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You keep choosin’
Photos that make me look sleazy,
You say I’m losin’
All my looks and my fame,
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You think bein’ a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I’m holdin’ you to blame!
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My brutes aren’t made for talkin’,
That’s not what they do,
But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!”
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Rash Manly therashreport.com / 7GFB.COM
January 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Wow, nice “songs” this seems like an appropriate place to post them.
“# Alyk says:
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
If Britters could turn in a performance like Heath did in Monster’s Ball, I might start to feel bad for her, because then it would be like wasted talent and shit.
Also, he was attractive, and she is disgusting, therefore not worthy of our pity.”
very well stated, Alyk.