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Eva Longoria arrived at LAX this week sporting a new tattoo on her neck. Although I can’t read the fucking thing, Eva’s rep claimed it says “Tony,” as in Eva’s husband Tony Parker.

I don’t see “Tony” in there, but it does kind of remind of those illusion plaques that spell out “J-E-S-U-S” in between the spaces.

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12 Responses to “Future Laser Removal Candidate”
  1. RubberSoul says:

    Look again, it clearly says “SKANK.”

  2. Lindsay says:

    I heard it says “nine,” as in Tony’s jersey number. I like Rubbersoul’s suggestion better.

  3. Noctua says:

    I thought it said ‘nine’, but either way, it looks like a crappy tattoo.

  4. CD says:

    hmm that might actually be worse than “Fuck All y’all”
    I wonder if this one is lethal too?

  5. Darth Paul says:

    It SHOULD say “skank.” I hate her.

  6. Laura says:

    I think it’s agreed then, Skank it is!

  7. mj says:

    that tat looks like it say 9 spelled out

  8. lisa says:

    what ever its spells, it’s still a crappy tattoo.

  9. crystalwrists says:

    i don’t get it. celebrities have oodles of money, but the majority of them can’t find a decent tattoo artist to spend it on…

  10. Robert says:

    I think it spells Aunt ,pint, junt, or maybe Aint? That LA Ink Lady must have felt a disturbance in the tat force…

  11. Lizz says:

    If a celebrity walks in with a crappy tattoo they’ve drawn themselves, there really isn’t much the tattoo artist can do, so you can’t blame the tattoo artist just because Eva Longoria is quite clearly illiterate.

  12. Ta2dMom says:

    I was trying to figure out why she tattooed Nini on her neck. She’s always got a 9 on her somewhere so I’m guessing that’s what it says but A) it looks like shit B) it’s a stupid idea and C) it really should say skank.