Eva Longoria arrived at LAX this week sporting a new tattoo on her neck. Although I can’t read the fucking thing, Eva’s rep claimed it says “Tony,” as in Eva’s husband Tony Parker.
I don’t see “Tony” in there, but it does kind of remind of those illusion plaques that spell out “J-E-S-U-S” in between the spaces.



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January 23rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Look again, it clearly says “SKANK.”
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I heard it says “nine,” as in Tony’s jersey number. I like Rubbersoul’s suggestion better.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I thought it said ‘nine’, but either way, it looks like a crappy tattoo.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
hmm that might actually be worse than “Fuck All y’all”
I wonder if this one is lethal too?
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
It SHOULD say “skank.” I hate her.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I think it’s agreed then, Skank it is!
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
that tat looks like it say 9 spelled out
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
what ever its spells, it’s still a crappy tattoo.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
i don’t get it. celebrities have oodles of money, but the majority of them can’t find a decent tattoo artist to spend it on…
January 24th, 2008 at 9:57 am
I think it spells Aunt ,pint, junt, or maybe Aint? That LA Ink Lady must have felt a disturbance in the tat force…
January 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
If a celebrity walks in with a crappy tattoo they’ve drawn themselves, there really isn’t much the tattoo artist can do, so you can’t blame the tattoo artist just because Eva Longoria is quite clearly illiterate.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I was trying to figure out why she tattooed Nini on her neck. She’s always got a 9 on her somewhere so I’m guessing that’s what it says but A) it looks like shit B) it’s a stupid idea and C) it really should say skank.