Although we’re accustom to hearing bizarre and disturbing stories about Britney Spears, this one really takes the cake: according to Us Weekly, Britney arrived at a Beverly Hills elementary school on January 7 to pick up some imaginary kids. The “scantily clad” singer was out of it, trying to find the imaginary kids, all the while attempting to make friends with some of the startled moms who just wanted her to beat it.
The singer parked her car outside the school just before 3 p.m. and spent 10 minutes smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for classes to let out.
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”
As children began to leave for the day, the star, 26, caused a commotion. “It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”
Just a few days earlier on January 4, Britney was rushed to a hospital for mental evaluation. The school incident occurred just two days after doctors allowed her to leave the hospital early.

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January 24th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
WTF?!
January 24th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Now THIS is the weirdest thing I have ever heard.
Now we have to worry about Britney stealing kids.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I hope that lady did give her her number…
January 24th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Please don’t believe everything you read, especially about Britney. Let’s not but into all the carp the media is willining to make up about her when there is nothing to print. They know how she needs mental help and they are palying this shit to the hilt! The would love to see her dead just to print a good story! How sick are they?! Let’s pray for her and help turn things around in a positive way. God help Britney!
January 24th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
God help the babies Britney steals!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
If this story is true, it certainly is a VERY strange one, indeed!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:45 am
BAT. SHIT. CRAZY.
January 25th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Britney stealing kids what is she going to do next wonder what
January 26th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
that’s pretty sad.