Britney Spears’ crazy British Lady personality was in full-effect last night. During her usual late night jaunt to a gas station and a Rite-Aid (every single night, dude), photographers asked Britney what she thought about the death of Heath Ledger.
Britney replied in her British accent, “He’s still here. Oh, yes. No one ever really dies. No one.”
Oh, yes, you are out of your ever-loving mind. Anyways, during the trip to Rite-Aid, Britney decided to stay in the car, rather than take her usual potty, and when asked by photographers what she was doing at the drugstore, the singer replied that she was sick. Oh, yes, you are indeed sick.
“I’m already very sick, but in a good way,” she said after she was asked by photographers if she needed a sweater to keep bare shoulders warm in the rain.
When quizzed on the whereabouts of her paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib, she replied, “Who’s that?”
Spears also engaged photographers in conversation.
“What are you fellas doing tonight?” she asked.
After one shutterbug replied, “All we want to make sure is that you’re tucked in tonight,” she flirtatiously responded, “That’s not a good thing to say to a girl at all!”
After her assistant came out Rite Aid with bag, Spears popped her trunk and accidentally bumped her elbow.
“That hurt really bad,” she yelped. “I wanna cry!”
Sweet Jesus.
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January 25th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
She is looking really good. It looks like she lost weight and I read she worked out for two hours. You know, maybe she should just tell slimfed there is only a certain amount of money she is willing to pay his loser self if he just goes away with his money hungry attorney. Slimefed didn’t want his first tow kids, why would anyone believe he wants these?! He wants Britney’s money and he wants
publicity!! He only married her for those two things! He is a pig!!! I still am praying for Britney. YOU FREAKS MUST KNOW BY NOW SHE IS PLAYING WITH YOUR HEADS WHEN SHE SAYS THESE THINGS! PAYBACK! GO BRITNEY!
January 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Thank you, Kayla. Call us when the shuttle lands.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
YEAH! TEAM KAYLA!
January 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Wow, that’s my local Rite Aid. She fits right in with the rest of the nutjobs there. She should befriend the lady that thinks she and Sebastian Bach are the parents of half of Duran Duran.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Goddammit, someone get that girl some real help. She doesn’t need Promises or Dr. Fucking Phil; she needs honest, intense treatment.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
The “British lady” seems slightly more groomed and doesn’t hang out with Chin Strip. This might be a personality worth keeping.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:09 am
They’re closing all of the Rite Aid stores around here. They were sold out to Walgreen’s. I wonder what Brit would do if they closed up Rite Aid out her way? She’d probably die. She wouldn’t have anywhere else to go and get her nightly publicity fix.