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Lindsay Lohan spent approximately one week mourning her old hook up Heath Ledger before getting involved with a new dude. According to Life & Style, Lindsay and some random musician named Jeremy Greene were spotted in NYC yesterday holding hands.

“Before they walked into the Four Seasons Hotel together, where Lindsay was staying, someone yelled out, ‘Lindsay, who is that guy?’ And she said, ‘He’s my new boyfriend!’

“They spent the evening driving around together. Lindsay stopped at a boutique to go shopping. Before they went back to her hotel, he was singing to her, and she loved his voice. Then they kissed, and there were definitely sparks between them!”

I checked out Jeremy’s Myspace page, and homeboy seems to be really fond of pointing to the sky. That alone makes him awesome boyfriend material, although a bit Federline-esque.

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5 Responses to “Lohan’s New Piece: That Dude Who Points”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Seriously, WHO?

  2. echoroc says:

    waterville, maine? HICK much?

  3. Mitsu says:

    That’s hilarious! Something about the “pointing to the sky” bit is just cracking me up. I wanna see pictures of him out with her and pointing.

  4. Nomi says:

    It looks like he’s trying to find a place to wipe his booger.

  5. Camile says:

    That’s one little ass finger, she wont be satisfied.