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Britney Spears checked into the UCLA Medical Center last night using an alias, and she is reportedly keeping that shit wacky. Sources told TMZ Britters admitted to using Adderall and massive amounts of laxatives everyday. Nice.

Our sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to ten laxatives a day. Side note — cameras caught Spears a few days ago picking up a bagful of laxatives.

We’re also told, when she was admitted, Britney accused her mom of “sleeping with my boyfriend.” She wasn’t specific on who she was referring to.

We’re also told that for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.

I guess this kind of solves the drug store mystery for me.

14 Responses to “Britney is Bananas, On Laxatives”
  1. Nomi says:

    …and why she’s always using bathrooms at gas stations.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    No wonder she would go into gas station rest rooms with bare feet, she didn’t have enough time to find her shoes in the car. I wonder what’s grosser though, shitting your pants or walking into a gas station rest room barefoot?
    I’d rather die than do either of those personally.

  3. silly says:

    thats insane. how does she find time to go anywhere while shes poo pooing her brains out. i never did figure that out about laxative junkies.

  4. -DontWant says:

    How much do you think a rich Britney terd would go for on Ebay?

    Is Adnan already on this??

  5. KikiBH says:

    Ugh, gross.

  6. Kayla says:

    Compassion people! At least she is getting help.

  7. Darth Paul says:

    BUGGER OFF KAYLA! This isn’t the Sh!tney fan site. And it is, in fact, safe to call her that now in light of these lurid facts.

    (Good observation, Tat2dmom. I thought she was just a hillbilly.)

  8. shelly says:

    so on top of being mentally ill,
    she has a case of reverse bulimia?

    damn, thats rough…

  9. Janers says:

    I heard laxitives don’t really work to lose weight.
    Adderal does though, but it can make you cRAZY!
    sooooo…..

  10. CD says:

    Just a guess but ADD meds probably isn’t the best thing for a bipolar disorder.

  11. Rick Da Ruler says:

    Ole dirty & crazy LOOSE-BOWLED having ass…Hope she’s cleaning that thing properly down there…NO DINGLEBERRIES ALLOWED BRIT BRIT(ESP. IF you want that proper face time that is)…Maybe there was a bidet in the ones she dipped in…

  12. P says:

    She probably takes the laxatives due to all the red bull and frappachinos (sp?) she drinks. I know if you have a fast metabolism (with all her dancing I would assume she has one), even too much soda sends ones stomach into a tailspin and it only feel good once you use the restroom.

  13. rusel says:

    ……she just needs some time off the cameras thats all …you ppl interfere too much in her life

  14. rusel says:

    ……she just needs some time off the cameras thats all …you ppl interfere too much in her life…back off the girl…who cares if she hsits too much lolllllllll