Heidi Montag, some broad from MTV’s The Hills, has a shi-tastic video to go along with her shit-tastic single, “Higher.” It’s horrific, and was directed by her horrific boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.

15 Responses to “Heidi has a Song for You”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    I made it 39 seconds in and had to stop it. (that’s right after she starts “singing”) Why does everything think they can make a living singing? And what I saw of the video looked so stupid.

  2. Eff Jebus, I did says:

    I won’t even pretend like i’m going to watch it. Icky, icky poo.

  3. Kristin says:

    oh. my. god.

  4. Bronson says:

    does this bitch own anything but bikinis?

  5. Surreal says:

    Wow, that was just as bad as I was expecting it to be.
    What was with the repetitive boy band hand gestures?
    I’d rather listen to Paris Hilton sing.

  6. KikiBH says:

    HAHAHAHA!

  7. Geraldine says:

    That was painful.

  8. RubberSoul says:

    That can’t possibly by for reals…uh…could it???

  9. MaiTaiSuicide says:

    What was with those hand gestures? All I could picture were fireballs flying out of her open hands. Like Voldemort from Harry Potter.

  10. katblue says:

    Holy gods. I made it about 30 seconds and that ’s it. It reminded me instantly of bad porn music.

  11. mrclean_79 says:

    it sounds like…you know when you watch a drama like without a trace or law and order, and they have a character who is a singer, and you hear some of their totally generic music? yeah. just like that. honestly, I wish it was worse. but it’s just …there.

  12. Hopey says:

    Someday those will grow up to be big girl hips.

  13. CD says:

    wow I only made it 36 seconds.

    I’m a bit ashamed to admit that I recognize some of the intro chords as porn music.

  14. Erock says:

    I threw up in my mouth! It’s ok, swallowed it! Ewwwwww!

  15. StraNGeLaD says:

    I’d fuck her on the condition that the bitch didn’t open her mouth.