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Simba Toys launched a new line of dolls called “Steffi Girls Styled by Paris Hilton.” The range features whore-ish looking little dolls that wear dresses chosen by Paris herself.

The ‘Styled By’ concept comes in three sets: Party, Shopping and Glam Summer, and feature stupid accessories like MP3 players, which 4 year old girls across the country will probably accidentally swallow and choke on.

If you’re just dying to have your own Steffi doll, they go on sale later this month.

9 Responses to “Why?”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    No thank you.
    Even my daughters would say no to these. (I hope ;))

  2. Darth Paul says:

    How predictable, tired, and pathetic: girls should only be concerned with partying, shopping, and being glamorous sluts. I’m surprised a valtrex bottle isn’t an accessory.

    Where’re the Beatrice Kiddo and Oren Ishii dolls?

  3. DG says:

    Keee-hrist. At times like this, I’m glad my little sister considers herself too old for dolls. :|

  4. LT says:

    Does this doll come with it’s own sex tape?

  5. Darth Paul says:

    LT: This must be the lead up to her Stupid Spoiled Whore playset, with loseable cellphone, digital camera, and 16 hits of X. That’s when the sex tape comes into play.

  6. Lounsey says:

    This lazy-eyed tramp should be taken from the fairy-land in her head where anybody likes her, and killed in the least humane way possible… suggestions?

  7. celebrity says:

    Too stupid,. children should avoid paris and what the hell was this idea,. Poor kids

  8. Noctua says:

    Should be avoided, if for no other reason than to not give your daughters herpes.

  9. casey oneill says:

    ilove paris hiltons music so this is cool idea for paris hilton doll