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Paris Hilton celebrated her 26th birthday on Saturday at Area in LA. She looked like some sort of ’80’s porno Barbie.

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6 Responses to “Happy Birthday: You Look a Mess”
  1. Georgia says:

    It’s her 27th birthday, you idiots. And who even cares?

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Oooooh Georgia, why you so mean? If you don’t like it, you certainly don’t have to read this blog.

    Anyway, I don’t give a shit how old Parisite is, she looks like an idiot, but that’s just the norm for her anyway.

  3. Darth Paul says:

    (Yeah, 27 is right. Very good question on why we care, George. I don’t, particularly, but I get crude satisfaction from mocking her Tango mug.)

    Is this a costume party? Because she’s clearly dressed up in her 13yo, still-young-enough-to-be-in-the-MTV-crowd costume.

  4. em says:

    i ve heard she was 26 a year ago!!

  5. Uncle Slappy Nuts says:

    She’s been cocked more times than Dick Turpin’s gun

  6. Steve says:

    “Porno Barbie.” Jesus, that’s one of the most funny yet cold things I’ve ever heard! LMAO