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According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan’s struggle to stay sober is being ruined by her bug-eyed homeboy Patrick Aufdenkamp. Lindsay’s friends claim Patrick is a bad influence on the starlet,and seems ok with her falling off the wagon.

His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay’s since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he’s been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she’s made in serious jeopardy.

“He has nothing to offer her,” says a family source, “and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket.” Another source points out that Patrick was with Lindsay on her New Year’s trip to Italy when she had her brief relapse.

We’re told that Lindz has been warned about Patrick, and although they’re not romantically involved, she’s been told their relationship could be much more problematic. Lindsay’s rep had no comment.

And although they’re not romantically involved… No shit.

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7 Responses to “Oh Noes: Toxic Gays”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    Jesus, even her taste in gays sucks. In all of the greater LA area, she could do no better?

  2. april says:

    FTM post- op?

  3. JaeMae says:

    He looks like the guy in that commercial who sings “Berries and cream, berries and cream…” Totally creepy!

  4. elisha says:

    Is that the youngest Home Improvement boy?

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    OMG OMG JaeMae, he really does look like that Berries and cream guy. :::eek:::
    Other than that, I was going to say he looks like Mr. Bean and I doubt he’s anywhere near as funny as that guy.

  6. LT says:

    I can’t get passed his stupid fucking hair.

  7. Mr. Twunt says:

    A young Gene Wilder ??