Paris Hilton over-worked, oompah-loompah-looking publicist scored another job. Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, confirmed he hired Elliot Mintz (owner of the world’s most unfortunate fake tan) as his new mouthpiece.
So what does this mean? It means we’re going to have the opportunity to see more sexxxy photos of Elliot on a regular basis. Holla at yo Rock Lobster!
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February 13th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Is that a tan or a chemical peel?
February 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
That’s an offense against nature. He should be banished to Utah for that.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
KillTheMicrophone, I’m pretty sure it’s tan in a can OVER a chemical peel since he’s all pink and tender looking and then WHAM Day-glo orange over the top. Maybe he thought he was doing a good thing by covering up his newly peeled face to keep us from seeing the bright pink skin.
Either way, it’s fucking scary!
Oh and why does this guy seem to want to work for the most retarded people in Hollywood? How is K-Fed going to pay him? I mean, I know he works for Parisite because the money is good.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I don’t want to know what it is, it just scares me.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I’ve never seen anyone so orange.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
WTF?!? That guy went out in public looking like that? Is this a joke? A bad Halloween costume??