I’m not going to say anything about this video, because I promised myself this year I wouldn’t make fun of the mentally-impaired.
The video is NSFW, unless you work with a bunch of dirty whores.
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February 19th, 2008 at 1:40 am
homegirl cannot do a burlesque strip tease to save her life.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:21 am
So she pretty much got nostalgic and decided to relive her sweet 16?
it’s sad, because I totally had birthday plans to writhe around half naked in a scummy looking champagne/martini/margarita glass, but I ain’t no copy-cat.
Guess I’ll just have to give blow-jobs down town… oh, she beat me to that too?
damn it, Paris!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I wish I had the words to convey what I was feeling right now, I felt like simultaneously laughing and puking, but even that description isn’t fully accurate. It was just really bad.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I can’t believe I actually sat through half of that video.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Is it just me or is homegirl trying to impersonate Dita Von Teese but doing a poor job by flopping around like a fish in a martini glass?