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According to Page Six, baby-mama-zilla Jennifer Lopez checked into a posh suite at the North Shore University Hospital in Long Island to give birth to her twins. God help us all.

Monday, we reported the room, which is furnished with a leather couch, had “been sitting empty for two weeks” in preparation for the pop diva’s twins. But a recent patient at the hospital told Page Six that during her visit, staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, “J.Lo is here!” A rep for the expectant songstress did not return calls for a comment.

Jennifer and husband Marc Anthony already lined up a deal to sell photos of their first-born: MSNBC reported People Magazine paid $6 million for the US rights to the first photos of the twins.

3 Responses to “Almost Time To Pop Out Puppies”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    I wish someone would take a dump in the middle of her suite.

  2. Enmity says:

    haha my mom’s nose got really wide when she was pregnant also hahaha

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    That’s such crap. Let her give birth in the hall like anyone else in a busy maternity ward! Give the room to someone else who’s actually having a baby NOW!