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Brittany Murphy has reportedly exhausted the crew on the set of her upcoming film with her diva antics. The actress’ behavior on the LA set of “Across the Hall” has been difficult and increasingly bizarre.

 Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting “like a diva,” said one insider. “She’s extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She’s so hot and cold, you never know.” According to our sources, Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed. “She needs one every hour. It’s painstaking: her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one,” said one crew member. Another issue is Murphy’s ever-present oddball husband, Simon Monjack, who lurks around the set and intervenes so much that producers had to call a meeting to discuss how to deal with him.

What kind of effed up peanut butter and jelly sandwich takes a full 30 minutes to make?

7 Responses to “Brittany Murphy Really Likes PB&J Sandwiches”
  1. KillTheMicrophone says:

    Duck face…ugh.

  2. Mr_Alyk says:

    That ain’t no Brittany Murphy; that’s Melanie Griffith.

  3. KikiBH says:

    Right??

  4. DG says:

    It’s just like in Clueless, after the dudes hold her over the mall rail and she gets all popular and forgets where she came from and calls Cher a virgin in front of her friends. Where is Breckin Meyer when we need him?!

  5. ranish says:

    i wish someone would hit her in the face with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. With a brick inside of it.

  6. Darth Paul says:

    The assistant must be a retard from the Papua highlands if s/he cannot figure out a more efficient sandwich. And Brittany’s a munter.

  7. Ta2dMom says:

    Just hire a mom to be her PB&J maker. 3 minutes tops!
    I’m a pro at it but really, I’m pretty sure I’d put arsenic or something in it if she was that picky and diva-ish.