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Christina Aguilera brought out misshapen tits and her husband for night out at Club Villa in Hollywood over the weekend.

Kinda scary.

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10 Responses to “Your Boobs are Straight Up Wrecked”
  1. KillTheMicrophone says:

    Ooof! That first picture is really scaring the shit out of me. What the fuck happened?

  2. silly says:

    breastfeeding and implants dont go together very well.

  3. Eff Jebus, I did says:

    so not only does that poor child have to deal with that giant angry green moon thing in his nursery, but has to feed off of those?
    way to scar a kid for life.

  4. Tara says:

    Silly, I am a nurse and see women breastfeed all the time with implants.

  5. silly says:

    yes but it can cause them to shift. im a stripper i see way more fake tits then you do lol.

  6. Darth Paul says:

    That child’s gonna turn out gay.

  7. herotozero says:

    them chichis only look busted in the first picture

  8. Beard says:

    “YOU WANT ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY TITS AND A BABY?!”

  9. echoroc says:

    seriously that has got to hurt — she shouldn’t go so long between feedings.

  10. Ta2dMom says:

    Holy engorged breasts! That’s got to be painful.