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For reasons I don’t entirely understand, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are going into the coffee table book business. The 21 year old twins plan to publish a book called Influence.

It will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know, the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation,” Ashley said in a statement.

Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello.

“Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others,” Mary-Kate said.

The book, due this fall, will also feature exclusive photos of the twins and never-before-seen interviews with the two.

Like I give a shit about seeing photos of the people these broads get high with? And Terry Richardson “paved the way for us and our generation?” How? By taking photos of himself getting a bj from a tranny? God.

11 Responses to “Oh Hey, Dumb Idea”
  1. RubberSoul says:

    Wait, I thought these two skanks were famous because their stage parents put them on a TV show when they were infants. Who knew they were actually “influenced” by anyone other than their coke dealer.

  2. illstabyou says:

    Her orange dress looks like a Fred Flintstone Halloween costume.

  3. LT says:

    I wonder if Uncle Jessie will be mentioned in that book.

  4. Not a Teacher says:

    For a couple of 21-year-olds, they seem weirdly out of step with their own generation…I wonder if they actually have any friends their own age? They look and act as if they were raised in seclusion by eccentric hermits.

  5. Aspen says:

    a. I think they look super cute in that photo.

    b. Terry Richard has taken pics of my boobs.

    c. It’s random they are making a coffee table book, but when you have too much money and are bored I guess you do shit like that.

  6. LankaKitten says:

    I think there’s vomit in my mouth.

  7. cpussycat says:

    what the hell are they wearing? is that a great pumpkin costume? and for the record I do not know which one is ashley and which one is mary kate, and i probably never will.

  8. Tiffany says:

    Paved the way for their generation??? WTF?? How old are you? Like people in their generation give two shits about a book for the coffee table?!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Like people their age even own a coffee table!

  10. Herman B says:

    huummm. i see some halloween candy.

  11. Ta2dMom says:

    Terry Richardson honestly makes me want to vomit a little.
    So do the little hobos up there though.
    Maybe I just have a weak stomach or something.