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Now that French hot-ass Marion Cottilard has her hard-earned Oscar for Best Actress, it’s obvious she needs to do something to fuck up her chances of making it big in America. I mean, why would she want to achieve cross-over success? That shit is for squares.

Luckily, Marion is on her way to ruining her US-cred by talking some crazy shit about the 9/11 attacks. According to Marion, the terrorist attacks on the WTC were planned by lazy civil engineers who simply didn’t want to look at the buildings anymore. No, really, that’s what she said.

“We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed.”

She added that the towers, planned in the early Sixties, were an outdated “money-sucker” that would have cost more to modernise than to rebuild altogether, which is why they were destroyed.

She said: “It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them.”

But after her outburst, in which she also queried the 1969 Moon landings, a successful future in Hollywood appears to be in jeopardy.

She said: “Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure.”

Oh, Marion, I used to think you were so foxy before you opened your ignorant mouth.

10 Responses to “Marion Straight Tripping”
  1. AmyD says:

    Oh, man…Well, she may be OK over here, after all. Americans are always saying ignorant shit like that, aren’t we?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Another brainwashed liberal.

  3. KikiBH says:

    Sigh. Oh well. I still think she’s a great actress, but I don’t really want to look at her hot boobs anymore.

  4. Nomi says:

    Sometimes when I’m tired of my job, I blow up a few thousand people too.

    You know, because looking for a job someplace else is just too much work. o_O

  5. LankaKitten says:

    Dude, lady. X-Files was a work of fiction.

  6. Laura says:

    Wow. Just….. wow.

  7. marezion says:

    oh jeez. she seemed so nice and now she is so despicable. what a shame. hello, MC. people DIED?!

  8. George says:

    Wow!!Shez just soo cool!!Some one with some grey cells for sure!!

  9. Anonymous says:

    um, shes french. that qualifies her as an expert in “how to surrender”, and thats about it.

  10. Hopey says:

    Oooooor, a really awesome future on celebrity jeopardy!