John Mayer posted an open letter to an ex-girlfriend on his website last night. The singer pleaded with the unnamed woman to leave him alone.
“Dear Ex Lover,
“Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
“I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
“I hope this is enough closure for you.
“Goodbye.
“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”
John’s recent ex-girlfriends include Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz. My money is on Jessica, just because she’s wicked annoying, and doesn’t seem to be the type that knows how to take a hint.
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March 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am
“Leave me the fuck alone! …. but if you need me, you know where to find me” ?? Ummm…yeah.
March 7th, 2008 at 11:28 am
That “PS” isn’t helping his case any.
March 7th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Who said it was a girl? His note uses the conveniently genderless “ex-lover.”
March 7th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Yeah, seriously, you can’t say “leave me alone” and then say “oh but you know where to find me” WTF?
March 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Mayer = attention whore.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I’m with Jennifer on this one. Actually Geraldine, Nomi, Darth Paul and Ta2dMom too.
Its pretty mean of him to put it out there like that regardless of who its for because everyone will just assume it’s Jessica.
And - excuse me - but has she already “moved on” anyway with that football dude? Mr. Mayer is sounding a LOT like a jilted “ex-lover” to me. Maybe HE’s the one who should move on.
March 8th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Mayer is notorious for jokes like this. It clearly isn’t real. It’s a comment on the irony of relationships that end with someone breaking up without really breaking up, and then they’re surprised when the girl/guy keeps contacting them (like when your ex-boyfriend gladly booty calls you, but tells you you’re still broken up the next morning and that he wants nothing to do with you…until one of you needs to get laid.)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
March 8th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
John Mayer is an asswipe nancyboy. He is so full of himself , it makes me want to hurl. His shit-song “Waiting for the world to change” says it all, a whole generation not willing MAKE any changes cause “it’s too much work” , so according to poncey John Mayer, they should wait for the world to change. Yeah, that’ll work!
March 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Leave Jessica alone. I don’t think its her. She is dating Tony Romo, who is better looking, more athletic and richer than John Mayer. John here is some advice: If you do not want someone to bother you, tell them. If that doesn’t work get a restraining order!!!