Jennifer Lopez scored a $6 million deal to debut her newborn twins on the cover of People Magazine. In addition to the outrageous sum of money, Jennifer threw in various odd clauses that the magazine had to agree to abide by. Chief among them: People would no longer be allowed to refer to her as “JLo.” Weird, right?
Jennifer called her 2001 disc JLo, and followed it up with a 2002 remix album, J to tha L-O!: the Remixes, but shortly after, grew tired of fans calling her by the three-letter moniker. She apparently hopes the People deal will put a stop to the nickname.
In addition to JLo bullshit, Jennifer demanded that her husband, Skeletor, shoot the photos for the People spread. Who knew Skeletor was an aspiring photographer?
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March 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
All of that is dumb. The 6 mil, the JLo, and the husband taking the photos. All dumb!
March 7th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
It’s all completely ridiculous! Who cares? JLO needs to get over herself! Her movies suck, her music sucks, and her only talent is for ruining people’s lives. Now she has TWO children. Congrats, JHO and Skeletor, you now have 2 tiny people to traumatize. Let’s hope the girl does not inherit her mother’s extremely grotesque fat ass.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
She probably thinks another photographer will try and kidnap her and the kids. As if anyone cares.
March 7th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Sounds like JLO is gonna have a bspears breakdown
March 7th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
You’d have to pay ME $6 million to look at those pictures.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
AAAAND! Her perfume is called GLOW BY JLO aaaand!!! Her sunglasses line is called JLO.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am
uuumm. red wine.
March 9th, 2008 at 12:45 am
What the crap? Just like when her idiot ex decided to change his P.Diddy crap. Everyone still calls him that, and they’ll still call you J-Lo. Just like you asked us to.
What an idiot. And I hope she’s donating that $6 mil. to charity too. Oh wait, never mind, this is J-Lo we’re talking about, she probably has another fur coat to buy with that cash. IDIOT!
March 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
What an idiot, there are millions of Jennifers but only one JLo so why is she complaining? Isn’t it better to be remembered by a nickname than to be confused among others with the same first name?