Brittany Murphy recently announced plans to have babies with her fug-ass husband, Simon Monjack. The couple will celebrate their first wedding anniversary next month, and threatened to start a family in the immediate future.

At a W Magazine-Los Angeles Contemporary Museum of Art gala over the weekend, Monjack, 38, told People of one his goals: “…please God, next year [we're] having a family!”

Murphy, 30, added “Yes! Yes!…in about a year” they plan to expand their family. But, joked Monjack, “apprarently, according to the Internet, I already have several!”

Simon blamed “the blogs” for scrutinizing their creepy marriage.

“All these ridiculous people came out and said all this nonsense when we got married, [but] thank god we had the substance and the history within that to [say], ‘Yeah, whatever!’” says Monjack, who’s been friends with Murphy since she was 17. “We still don’t understand what happened. It’s made us laugh; it’s made us cry, but it’s made us stronger.”

So, according to Murphy, the final solution for dealing with all the negativity: “We did stop using the Internet lately,” she explained.”No blogs. We’re a blog-free couple!”

Yup, you just keep working on those PB&J sandwiches, Brittany, and leave the blogging to us.

OT: every time I see Brittany, I think of that line from Girl, Interrupted, “eat-in chicken.”

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