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According to Page Six, Brandon Davis is hard up for cash. The “oil heir” has even sunk low enough to reportedly steal from friends. Brandon’s latest victim: music producer Scott Storch.

“Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch,” a source said. “The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone, and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ‘It’s OK, I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ ” After learning he’d be caught, Davis “started crying hysterically and saying, ‘Please don’t tell anyone. I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police.”

When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, “I heard about this. Give peace a chance.”

And to think it was only a couple years ago that Brandon told reporters Lindsay Lohan was “poor” because she was “only worth about $7 million.”

3 Responses to “Brandon Davis: Worst Houseguest Ever”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    That pic alone was almost enough to scare the gay out of me.

  2. testykitty says:

    those two are just gross.

  3. Noctua says:

    So, he can afford a $100k watch but not, you know, a box to put it in with a lock?