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Although I still think Amy Winehouse’s face rot is just a bunch of meth sores, the singer is convinced it’s impetigo. Nothing has helped relieve the spread of Amy’s blemishes, so she is reportedly trying a radical step to cure herself: a new ointment which requires her to add her own urine to the solution before massaging it all over her face. Barf.

A pal says: “Amy’s sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she’s out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works.

“She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work.”

Lolz to anyone who greets her by kissing her on the cheek.

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2 Responses to “Wino Would Like to Fix Her Face”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    OMG! She would!
    And here, I thought she was as gross as she could possibly be, and then this.
    Priceless!

  2. Erock says:

    Well hmmmm…..getting off the pipe might help with this…unless she likes pissing on her face for the wrong reasons!……what a dumb shit!