Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen headed to Australia for vacation, but before leaving the US, Mary-Kate tried to hang with the poor kids at a NYC bar.
Lower East Side pub crawlers, who tend to hop from bar to bar on skateboard, were a little surprised to see two black Escalades roll up to Orchard Street dive bar Sweet Paradise at 2 a.m. Sunday. Passing up standard hot spots, Mary-Kate Olsen and her posse slummed it up with some die-hard hipsters. Page Six overheard one bystander comment, “An Olsen just went in there.” When asked which troll-sized twin it was, our witness replied, “I think it was the fat one.”
Sometimes it’s just fun to drink with poor people, you know?


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March 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I never realized how cute their bodies were before because they wear a ton of clothes. I guess smoking and drinking diet coke is the way to go these days.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
They might be super irritating, but I still think they’re adorable.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
No, they’re not adorable. They’re freaky little trolls. Really, do you remember the little troll dolls? Yeah, that’s what they look like. I know I still have some of them around my house somewhere I’ll take a picture and prove it!