I’m not sure how it’s possible for a skinny woman to have jowls, but Lara Flynn Boyle managed to do just that. The 38 year old actress stunned onlookers outside Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills with her haphazard, cosmetically-enhanced face over the weekend.
Maybe she should have just stopped at the lips? Maybe she should have never boinked Jack Nicholson? I don’t think there’s an answer.


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March 31st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Ouch, dude. My face aches for her. :\
March 31st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Good Lord, she looks like a low rent Priscilla Presley! YIKES!
March 31st, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Wow! Nearly unrecognizable.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Jowls suck ass, lol. I’m pretty skinny, but I have puffy cheeks (almost NO cheekbones, it sucks!) — my face is probably going to sag like hers when I get older. My dad has sagging jowls now, so it’s definitely in my future. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh well, people will be too focused on my award winning personality to notice my growdy saggy ass jowls, ha.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
She looks as if she suffered a stroke.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:15 am
She was quite pretty for a scrawny girl, but gravity is a harsh mistress.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:36 am
I never would’ve guessed that was her in the picture. O_o
April 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
At least someone wiped the drool off her face before they took the picture