Despite being about the same size as a bug, Sarah Jessica Parker claimed she “eats everything.” SJP bragged about this disgusting fact at Monday night’s premiere of her new film with Ellen Page, “Smart People.”
“I eat everything. I’m just an eater. If it’s free, I honestly eat everything.”
“Last night I had steak and some lamb shank. And I had some roasted chicken and some cassoulet and some profiteroles and some ice cream and some cheesecake.”
On Monday, “I had two different tarts from Once Upon a Tart [in SoHo] and toast and a banana and a cup of coffee and a bagel with cream cheese,” she said. Oh, yeah: “And a glass of fresh orange juice.”
Just shut up and put on a mask or something. God, she annoys me.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
It’s just not easy to like women who claim to eat a lot and look like she does!
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am
Why would she think anyone gives a fuck?
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Ahaha… I love my SJP, but your posts on her always crack me up because I know she gets on your nerves.
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Seriously, I don’t give a damn what that nasty horse-face bag lady eats.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 am
She left out the bag of hay and the raw carrots